NEXT MEETING: March 8, 2013

Lead Like Lincoln

This Friday’s speaker, Arnold Kunst, will tell us how Lincoln’s leadership style, which forged a 19th century victory when victory was anything but certain, can be emulated by the harassed 21st century business and professional community.

Mr. Kunst, who holds an M.A. in history, has fine-tuned his speaking skills with Toastmasters International. His Lincoln presentations, as well as his recently published Lincoln 365, arose out of an award-winning speech entitled ‘Lincoln Was a Loser.’

MEETING OF March 1, 2012

Welcome

President Jim Young called the meeting to order on a beautiful, sunny day at the Richmond Country Club. Dan Tanita had the honor of leading us in the Pledge. Stoney gave us the invocation and there was no Thought for the Day. We missed you Henry!

Rotarians with Guests

Mark Howe had as his guest Germana Maci, Prez Jim’s guest was wife Linda, and Alan Baer introduced Marin Trujillo, Community Engagement Coordinator for WCCUSD, who was representing Bruce Harter.

Sunshine Report

It was good to see Bill Kozial who did not have a report. Hank Covell reported that John Nicol was doing well and always looks forward to a phone call from Rotarians.  David Brown expressed concern for Erle Brown’s liver.  Prez Jim let us know that he cannot see out of his right eye…so everybody took advantage of his blind spot.

Announcements

  • March 15 is a big day for the Club. From 9am-12noon Mark Howe will be coordinating giving our Rotary Peace Garden a face lift and some new dirt. St Patrick’s Day BARSHEEP Celebration will take place that night. Still time to sign up!
  • The Pinole and El Cerrito Rotary Club will be having Past DG Cliff Dochteman as a special guest  on 3/21.
  • Richmond Tales Family Fest is on April 20th. Our Richmond Rotary Club will have a booth and will participate in the event.

Special Events

Marin Trujillo was introduced and asked to speak about the book “Richmond Tales.” Marin gave a very compelling overview of what the book the book has meant to him and to the students in the school district. It has given students a sense of pride in the rich history of Richmond spanning the days when the Native Americans lived in the area, to the WWII boom, the Civil Rights movement and on into the future. It is written from the point of view of two children a boy of Mexican decent and a girl who is African American. There is excitement in the community about the book becoming a play “Lost Secrets of the Iron Triangle” through the efforts of our Rotary Club.

Recognitions

Joe “Swampy” Bagley did the honors: Your Scribe and his wife celebrated their 24th Anniversary in February. It also happened to be the 29th Anniversary of Dan Tanita and Your Scribe joining the Club one day apart (Quota??) Jerry Feagley, who is in pursuit of being the longest person to have a Red Badge, celebrated his 6th Anniversary in the Club. When are we scheduling his “Who Am I?” Bob Dabney celebrated 9 years in the Club.

Happy and Sad Dollars

  • Michelle Itagaki had stories of pain pills and a great Public Library Foundation speaker
  • Alan Baer was happy he and his daughter got another chance to plant some trees
  • Hank Covell had some very happy dollars for being a part of the Bob Miller Memorial Poker Tournament that he celebrated with 10 others in Reno including Dave Calfee
  • Raphael Madrigal is taking his turn to be part of the Rotary Exchange program to Mexico
  • Herb Cole was sad that his 95 year old mother fell and broke her hip (give her our best wishes for a speedy recovery)
  • Stoney was happy that Mayor Bloomberg of NYC was donating $100 million to fight polio, but sad that he made no mention of Rotary
  • Prez Jim had only good news about his 3 children and their professional pursuits
  • Joe Bagley was happy to see Sid and glad he was off to Mendocino next week
  • Sid Chauvin was sad to announce that Little Opie (AKA Ron Howard) is 59 years old. Geezer!

Norm’s Nonsense

You know you are getting old when ….
– You can live without sex but not your glasses.
– Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
– Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

PROGRAM

Coming to a child's mind near you: the Bay Area Storytelling Festival

Two girls wearing funny glassesMichelle Itagaki had the privilege of introducing our speaker Jean Ellisen, a trained storyteller, who was at our Club to help promote the Bay Area Storytelling Festival which will be held at the Craneway Pavilion in Richmond on May 18-19.

On May 17 they are having a Study Trip day when students from local schools can come to the Craneway to learn about storytelling. The cost is $350 to sponsor a class to attend so if anyone is interested sponsoring a group you can contact Jean at jellisen@sbcglobal.net Jean shared the impact that storytelling can have in enriching the lives of the young and old. Jean used storytelling to get her adopted son to learn more about his new community through the eyes of a dog named “Gonzo.” Jean does work with a number of local schools and emphasized that the best way to learn about one’s family history is through asking elders to tell stories about the past. If you were not there you missed Rafael Madrigal’s Urban Legend story about the “White Witch of Wildcat Canyon” Ask him about it some time.


The Menehune, Rotating Editor

NEXT MEETING: March 1, 2013

Bay Area Storytelling Festival

Jean Ellisen will tell us all about the upcoming Bay Area Storytelling Festival, focusing on the children’s study trip. Jean has been telling stories all her life, and in many locations around the world. She is an artist, a teacher, a mentor, and friend of the storytelling community at large.

MEETING OF February 22, 2013

Welcome

President Jim Young welcomed the large gathering today. The invocation was lead by Stoney. The Thought for the Day was offered by Herb: “The highway of life is littered with flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds which way to go.” President Jim then added, “Henry Ford said there are two kinds of people: those who think they can and those who think they can’t, and they’re both right.”

Visiting Rotarians

Rich Brandeis, former Richmond Rotarian and President of our club, who is President of the Mendocino club, along with his wife, Lisa.

Rotarians with Guests

Alan Baer brought his daughter, Stephanie.
Connie
brought Donna Runnalls.

Sunshine Report

Josh S is present and, apparently, feeling better.
Joe B
passed around a get well card for past Richmond Rotarian Gary Bell.

Announcements

  • Ribbon-cutting at the Grand Opening of the Richmond Rotacare ClinicThe Rotacare Clinic grand opening was a great success, with lots of people in attendance.
  • Felix invites Rotarians to another tree planting on Saturday February 23, which has already happened as you read this.
  • March 16, 9am, Community Garden clean-up and soil preparation on 1st Street.
  • March 16 will be the BARSHEEP St. Patrick’s Day party at Hs Lordships.
  • March 21, Cliff Doctorman will speak at a joint meeting of Pinole and El Cerrito Rotary, probably at the Mira Vista Country Club.
  • April 20 Richmond Tales Family Festival at the Richmond Auditorium.
  • April 27, 4:00 p.m., the Howe-Stoney BBQ (for those who bought it at the auction) at Mark’s house.

Recognitions

Lillian’s birthday was on Presidents’ Day.
David had a birthday and his club anniversary, but forgot to bring a check.
Darlene had her one-year club anniversary.

Happy and Sad Dollars

Alan Baer had happy dollars for his daughter’s birthday.
Henry Moe, for one of Salesian’s basketball players being named All-American and for the compliments the Rotaract kids received at the Rotacare Clinic grand opening to which they wore their Rotaract jackets.
Jon had happy dollars because he’s on his way to Puerto Vallarta.
Herb was happy to see Lisa Brandeis, who helped the Bakersfield School District get a $7 million grant when he was working there.

Norm’s Nonsense

A farmer was out working in his field one day when a carload of politicians came flying by. They were going too fast for the curve and turned over in the ditch. Later the sheriff stopped by and asked the farmer if he had seen the car.
“Yep,” replied the farmer.
“Where are they?” asked the sheriff.
“Over there,” replied the farmer, pointing to the ditch filled with fresh dirt.
“You buried them?” asked the sheriff, “Were they still alive?”
Replied the farmer, “They said they were, but you know how those people lie.”

PROGRAM

Club Assembly and a proposal for a new international project

Josh Surowitz announced the formation of four membership teams. Each team is now engaged in a friendly competition to see who can bring in the most new members. The winning team will be treated to a party at a restaurant, location to be determined. Members of non-winning teams will need to pay their own tab. Too bad.

Jim has made good progress in arranging funding for the play, Lost Secrets of the Iron Triangle, that the Club is producing in collaboration with the East Bay Center for the Performing Arts. We have raised $30,500, and need another $19,500 to meet our goal of $50,000. There are several grant applications pending and volunteer opportunities coming.

President Jim passed out a list of proposals for projects, and pointed out that any successful project needs a champion.

Connie Tritt introduced Donna Runnells, who is spearheading a clean water project in Ecuador. Donna runs a non-profit called the Living Bridges Foundation, which has brought clean water to small villages in Ecuador. The cost for each village is $38,000. So far, Ecuadoran Rotary Clubs have not returned anybody’s calls. But members in our club, including Herb Cole, who’s had plenty of experience with international projects, sounded optimistic about the possibilities of supporting this worthy project.


Josh Genser, pinch-hitting scribe

NEXT MEETING: February 22, 2013

Winter Quarter Club Assembly

Jim Young will lead us through the Winter Quarter Club Assembly. This is an opportunity for all members to learn about Richmond Rotary’s projects, financing, and plans for the coming year.

MEETING OF February 15, 2013

Welcome

Pledge by Tom Butt Invocation was given by Stoney: a moment of silence for peace, freedom and justice and for people murdered in Africa who were administering polio vaccines. Thought for the Day: Henry says the NRA can “go to hell.”

Visiting Rotarians

Doug Adcock from Incline Village, traded banners with President Jim.

Rotarians with Guests

Alan Blavins had friends from England, Derek and Rosemarie. Derek is a duck decoy carver.
Jon Lawlis brought Darlene.  Does she still count as a guest?
Mark Howe brought Dana Timber from Austria.
Henry Kellman brought his brother and former Richmond Rotarian, Joe.

Sunshine Report

Josh Surowitz has pneumonia.

Announcements

  • The Rotacare Clinic is set for a grand opening on February 21.  Starting at about 4:00 p.m. there will be tours of the clinic, at 2727 Macdonald Avenue, and food and drink in the Bermuda Room.  At about 5:30 there will be a presentation in the Bermuda Room followed, at about 6:30, by a ribbon cutting at the Clinic. Please RSVP now so they know how much food and drink to buy.
  • Also on February 21, at noon at La Revolution, there will be a Board Meeting.  All are invited to attend.
  • On February 22 our program will be a Club Assembly, which will include a presentation of an international water project in Ecuador.
  • Felix Hunziker invites Rotarians to another tree planting on Saturday February 23.  Meet at 9:00 a.m. at the Solano Playlot and trees will be planted around the North & East neighborhood.
  • March 16 will be the Barsheep St. Patrick’s Day party at Hs Lordships. See right sidebar for details, and to purchase tickets.
  • March 21, Cliff Doctorman will speak at a joint meeting of Pinole and El Cerrito Rotary, probably at the Mira Vista Country Club.
  • April 20, Richmond Tales Family Festival at the Richmond Auditorium.
  • April 27, 4:00 p.m., the Howe-Stoney BBQ (for those who bought it at the auction) at Mark’s house.

Recognitions

Josh Genser, Mark Howe, Joe Bagley and Jan Brown all had club anniversaries on February 15. 11 years for all but Joe, who has 22!

Happy and Sad Dollars

  • Heather Kulp was happy to see the birds and sea lions going after the herring in the water off Richmond’s shores.
  • Bob Dabney was sad to have to return from 10 days of skiing in Sun Valley, Idaho.
  • Hank Kovell was happy for his granddaughter who was off to Italy to study, and that February 21 was the anniversary of his first date with his first wife, in 1953.
  • David Brown was happy to be going to Puerto Vallarta for a week on the beach.
  • Jon was happy that Darlene’s daughter was admitted to USC.
  • Tom Butt told a story about receiving a call from Richard Poe about a seal in distress, only to find out that it was merely replete with herring.
  • President Jim was happy to have treated his bride to a fine Valentine’s Day dinner at Liason in Berkeley.

Norm’s Nonsense

Nothing publishable this week. 😉

PROGRAM

Shen Yun: The Renaissance of Chinese Traditional Culture

Eric Wong is a news anchor for a Chinese radio station, FM 92.2. He introduced us to Shen Yun, a show of Chinese dance that demonstrates and preserves traditional Chinese culture.

Traditional Chinese culture is a mix of Taoism, Buddhism and Confucianism, each of which teach virtues such as loyalty, benevolence, and truth. Mr. Wong fears that many of those values have been lost because of the communist takeover of China and the Cultural Revolution. He thinks that is what is behind the scandals of contaminated sheetrock and baby formula from China.

Shen Yun features over 100 artists, including dancers and musicians, playing both western and traditional Chinese instruments. It features dances that tell ancient Chinese stories.


Josh Genser, pinch-hitting scribe

NEXT MEETING: February 15, 2013

Shen Yun: The Renaissance of Chinese Traditional Culture

Many people in the west have long been interested in China. This is true today more than ever before. The ethical values and principles derived from traditional Chinese culture helped create 5-thousand years of splendor in Chinese history. Unfortunately this rich tradition was interrupted by the communist regime. With the present state of the world, understanding the true China has never been more important.

Today’s speaker, David Zhang, Assistant Director for Asian Art Foundation, will take us a step further toward understanding that culture.

MEETING OF February 8, 2013

Welcome

President Jim Young called the meeting to order. Lynn Martin lead the Pledge. Stoney gave the Invocation, in which he asked for a moment of silence for peace, freedom and justice and for the two murdered Pakistani women who were administering polio vaccines.

Visiting Rotarians

Pate Thompson from Berkeley Rotary joined us today.

Rotarians with Guests

Jim Young brought his wife, Linda. Henry Kellman brought his brother and former Richmond Rotarian, Joe.

Sunshine Report

Bill Koziol reported that his wife gave birth to their new daughter, Eve Elizabeth Koziol, about three weeks ago— and that he hasn’t slept since.

Announcements

  • The Crab Feed was a great event.  It sold out and the Club made about $4,000!
  • The gods of avian adventure shined on ten Rotarians and friends last Saturday. On that sunny day, Nick Despota, his hawk-eyed wife Nel, and naturalist Alan Kaplan guided the troupe through the marshes and hills of Coyote Hills Regional Park. They spotted 46 species of bird, heard, among other more wholesome stories, bawdy tales about duck perversity (Alan knows his stuff), visited an Ohlone Indian archeological site, and swapped stories about their own adventures in nature near and far. Can’t wait till next year.
  • But you needn’t wait to see another expression of natural splendor in the Bay Area—this one, in right here in Richmond. The last several days have brought tens of thousands of gulls to the Richmond shoreline. The birds feast on the roe of spawning herring off Ferry Point and Miller Knox Park. Try to get out there in the next day or two to witness this in real life.
  • The Rotacare Clinic is set for a grand opening on February 21.  Starting at about 4:00 p.m. there will be tours of the clinic, at 2727 Macdonald Avenue, and food and drink in the Bermuda Room.  At about 5:30 there will be a presentation in the Bermuda Room followed, at about 6:30, by a ribbon cutting at the Clinic.  Please RSVP so they know how much food and drink to buy. RSVP now.
  • Also on February 21, at noon at La Revolution, there will be a Board Meeting.  All are invited to attend.
  • On February 22 our program will be a Club Assembly, which will include a presentation of an international water project in Ecuador.
  • Felix invites Rotarians to another tree planting on a Saturday in February.  I could swear that President Jim announced that it would be on the 27th, but that’s not a Saturday.  Anyway, on whatever Saturday, meet at 9:00 a.m. at the Solano Playlot and trees will be planted around the North & East neighborhood.
  • Richmond Tales:  Actually, the name of the play will be Lost Stories from the Iron Triangle, so look for that title in future publicity.  On April 20th there will be a literacy festival presented by the City, LEAP and the School District. Richmond Tales will be incorporated into the festival.
  • If you want to look up your donations to the Rotary Foundation, do this:
    1.  Go to “rotary.org
    2.  Click on Member Access” (top of page)
    3.  Open or create your account
    4.  Click on View Contribution History (bottom left)
    5.  Click on “Transaction Detail” (bottom left below the report). Note that you may need your RI number from the address label on your Rotarian Magazine to create your account. The report may be slow in downloading, so be patient.

Recognitions

Lynn Martin had her one year Club anniversary. …and she’s still here.

Special Events

Special thanks to those who worked so hard on the Crab Feed:

  • Erle Brown
  • Phyllis Brown
  • Linda Young
  • Her Cole
  • Syd Chauvin
  • Alan Baer
  • Joe Bagley
  • Henry Moe
  • The kids from the Salesian Interact Club

Connie Tritt presented a Paul Harris to Linda Young.

Happy and Sad Dollars

Michelle Itagaki because her surgeon has confirmed that her bones are healed, and as soon as her joints and muscles heal she can get back on her motorcycle.

Herb Cole, who isn’t so lonely as the only alumnus of the University of Second Choice now that Joe Bagley’s daughter is dating a USC alumnus and that Jon Lawlis’ fiance’s daughter has applied for admission.

Erle Brown who, starting tomorrow, will be sitting on a beach in Puerto Vallarta for a month.

Henry Moe had happy bucks for the Crab Feed success.

David Brown was happy to be joining Erle in PV in a week, but for less than a month.

Rafael Madrigal. Oh, not so happy. He still sore about missed calls in the Super Bowl.

Don Lau, was now happy about stuff that didn’t necessararily delight him when he was a kid. He just returned from a week in Hawaii where he helped his parents weed the yard and fix the house.

Norm’s Nonsense

A psychiatrist welcomes a man into his office, and says: “Sit down, what can I do for you?”
Man: “Oh, it’s not for me, I’m here for my brother, he thinks he’s a chicken. He goes waddling and clucking around the house all day and he even built a nest in his bedroom.”
Psychiatrist: “This sounds serious, how long has he been this way/”
Man: “Close to a year now.”
Psychiatrist: “A year! What took you so long to come to me?”
Man: “Well, frankly, we needed the eggs.”

PROGRAM

Adventures in Antarctica, then and now

Scott Shakleton is the Dean of facilities for the UC School of Engineering and, according to President Jim, the fifth cousin of famed explorer, Ernest Shakleton.  By my calculation, however, he’s the first cousin five times removed.  Scott is a graduate of the California Maritime Academy and he and President Jim and Richard Alexander, whose son is a senior at CMA, are talking about connecting CMA and the UC School of Engineering with the Richmond High School Engineering Academy.

Scott told us of the history of exploration of Antarctica, starring his ancestor, Ernest Shakleton.  Ernest went to Antarctica four times:

  • The first time with Robert Scott in 1901, but he had to leave early for health reasons.
  • Then as the leader of the expedition in 1907, and got to within 100 miles of the South Pole before realizing they didn’t have enough food and starting back.  They arrived back at their camp only just in time to flag down their ship as it was leaving, which would have stranded them on the ice for a whole season.
  • Next as the leader of an expedition in 1914.  Before they could begin their trek across the continent, their chip was crushed by the ice and the entire crew stranded.  Ernest led part of his crew to Sough Georgia Island, where they landed on the wrong side of the island and had to hike across, over mountains in winter.  All of the crew, however, survived.
  • Finally, he was to return in 1921, but died on South Georgia island.  The story is that he was a philanderer and that, when informed of his death, his wife told them to bury him on South Georgia.

Meanwhile, Scott actually made it to the South Pole, only to find the remnants of the camp of Roald Amundsen, who had beaten him there by 35 days.  Scott and his crew then froze to death on their way back.

Scott got to travel to Antarctica as part of Operation Deep Freeze, 2010, the annual resupply of the American scientific colony, McMurdo Station.  Scott was able to fly to the South Pole station and actually stand on the South Pole, becoming the first Shakleton to do so.


Josh Genser, pinch-hitting scribe

NEXT MEETING: February 8, 2013

Tales from the South Pole

Back by popular demand, Scott Shackleton, Assistant Dean for the College of Engineering at U.C. Berkeley, will unravel the mysteries of the real discoveries at the South Pole.

MEETING OF February 1, 2013

Welcome

Club President Jim Young called the meeting to order with a litany of adjectives beginning with the letter R. Let it be noted that it is not true that Jim has accepted an offer to work as a writer for Sesame Street.

And while on the subject of fanciful writing, let us also note that the scribe for this meeting, Josh Surowitz, came down with the flu a few days later. Webmaster Nick Despota is, therefore, filling in for Josh by deciphering Josh’s chicken-scratch notes and plying his own fanciful memory of the meeting’s proceedings. So here goes.

Stoney Stonework asked for a moment of silence for “freedom, peace, and justice on earth”, and Henry Kelman, observed that the Dow Jones has hit a record high.

Jim then handed the floor over to Jordan Simmons, director of the East Bay Center for the Performing Arts. Jordan described the work now underway at the Center, leading up to the launch of Richmond Tales, the play that spotlights the experiences of two children growing up in the Iron Triangle. Jordan announced that the Center needs our help on many fronts. As you know by now, the Richmond Rotary is the major financial partner for the production. But in addition to our monetary support, the success of the production will also depend on volunteer support, including transportation for young people, getting the word out, organizing food for the reception, and more. Stay tuned.

Visiting Rotarians

Mister Phillips, the president of the Pinole Rotary; and Paul Bonnar, president of the Pleasant Hill Rotary, visited us on this day.

Rotarians with Guests

Jim Young introduced Linda, his wife, and Jordan Simmons, executive director of the East Bay Center for the Performing Arts. Jon Lawlis introduced Darlene, by now a familiar face. Joan Davis also introduced her guest, but we apologize for not noting his name.

Announcements

  • The grand opening of the Rotacare Free Medical Clinic will take place on February 21st, between 4 PM and 7:30 PM. The celebration occurs at 2 venues: presentations at the Bermuda Room of the Richmond Auditorium, at Civic Center Plaza; and tours of the clinic at Brighter Beginnings, 2727 Macdonald Ave. Please RSVPfor the event. The Clinic is getting some great press. Check it out in this San Jose Mercury news article.

    A number of Richmond Rotarians have volunteered to support the Rotacare Clinic by providing food for the staff one day a week for a month, on an alternating cycle with other District Clubs. If you’re one of those big-hearted souls, do you best to attend the Grand Opening.

  • Eve Elizabeth KoziolLast month the pace of life for Bill Koziol and his wife Kirsten recently bumped up several notches. The bumper: a healthy baby girl, Eve Elizabeth, born on January 15th. Both mom and baby are healthy; Bill is busy. Congratulations.
  • The Crab Feed (February 2nd) at Salesian High School was sold out, with 134 people tickets purchased. Yeah! Kudos to the event organizers; sympathies to the crabs.

Recognitions

Joe “Swampy” Bagley presided over the Recognitions, noting that the long dry spell of no-birthdays appears to have ended. For instance:

  • Felix Hunziker had a birthday. Asked how it went, the usually articulate Felix reeplied, “It was fine.” O.K.
  • David Brown also marked his birthday, enjoying another year on Earth. May the Force be with you, Sky Pilot.

Happy and Sad Dollars

  • Henry Moe was delighted that Salesian High School students, about whose athletic prowess he’s frequently reported, could now boast academic achievements: two students earned college scholarships.
  • Josh Genser was happy to inform members about a carnival at Beth El Temple, and has tickets available for those wishing to attend.
  • Joan Davis scored big. She attended the black-tie dinner at the Obama Inaugural Dinner, where she enjoyed hob-nobbing with the party’s elite. Earlier in the day she watching Beyonce lip synch the National Anthem. (But Joan, she did actually sing it, just not at that time.)
  • John Wilson was happy the month of January was behind him, and with it, all this “medical crap!”
  • Erle Brown wasn’t just happy. He was downright giddy. Leveling his sites at Josh Genser, Erle crowed that the UC Berkeley rugby team had trounced, creamed and annihilated the Stanford team. Score 176 – 0.  That’s not a typo: 3-figures to zip.
  • Jim Young was also feeling good. His eye surgery went well. Quoting a former president, “It’s that vision thing.” Extremely important. Congratulations, Jim.
  • Joe Bagley, stepped outside of his M.C. role to recall what happened 32 years ago on this day. On that unusually cold one in Chicago, Rita woke him at 1:30 in the morning: “It’s time, Joe.” And so the couple made their way to the hospital, where a few hours later their daughter Lana was born. Happiness indeed.

Norm’s Nonsense

The defendant knew he didn’t have a prayer of beating the murder rap, so he bribed one of the jurors to find him guilty of manslaughter. The jury was out for days before they finally returned a verdict of manslaughter.

Afterward the defendant asked, “How come it took you so long?”

The juror said, “All the others wanted to acquit.”

PROGRAM

Dad's Acending Rare Elevations

The line separating pleasure from pain can be incredibly thin, a thought triggered by this week’s guest speaker. Decked out in colorful GoreTex, climbing boots, goggles, and carrying an ice pick, Alamo Rotarian Jim Brandt recounted the adventures of a group of Rotarians—they call themselves D.A.R.E.—who scale some of the world’s highest peaks: Mt. Elbrus, Mt. Rainier, Mt. Kilimanjaro and others. (D.A.R.E. stands for  Dads Ascending Rare Elevations.) A few years ago our own adventurer, Jon Lawlis, joined a high-altitude group of daredevils on the Kilimanjaro assault.

Assault? As Jim spoke it seemed that this was less a matter of man against mountain than man against self, as in self-inflicted torture. One-hundred pound packs, terrorist threats, icy terrain negotiated in pre-dawn hours, precipitous drops, high altitude sickness, powerful winds and temperatures hovering around 30 degrees below zero. Are we having fun yet?

As it happened, dessert for the meeting was vanilla ice cream. Frozen, creamy white and entirely safe. Yeah, we’re having fun.


Nick Despota, pinch-hitting scribe